Exposed : 10 Embarassing Things About ChunKit

Halelulah, 2 more to go. Physics and Chemistry. Mr Lee/Mr Ha/Mr Siew students are all trying not to let their tuition teacher down. =) I must score my physics before I abandon physics for good. A fabulous exit before I pursue my physics-free medical degree. Therefore, I must master solenoids, transistor, specific latent heat, impulse force, diffraction of wave, and much more before thursday.


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EXPOSED! The hottest news since baked bread. 10 news about Mr Chen Chun Kit that will create waves of gossip among teenagers. Here comes the meteorite. Fasten your seatbelts people.

HOT FACT #1

My bedroom is the boring-est bedroom you can find in the universe. My tables are a mess. I never tidy up my bed. My wardrobe.. let put it this way, to find something to wear, I need to dig DEEP. By DEEP, I mean like auntie digging through a 99% discount bra discount in the supermarket. There are books on my bed. Yes, I sleep with my books. Dont be surprise to find a pair of underwear on the floor.

HOT FACT #2

I dont sleep on my pillow by the way. Weird huh? I dont like sleeping on something that raises my head. I sleep on the flat bed with my head flat on the bed, parrarel with my body. Yup, very weird indeed. I never wears pyjamas since I was a little boy. I forgot how many years ago was that. I also must have a blanket over my body when I sleep. To feel warm and protected.

HOT FACT #3 & HOT FACT #4

I cannot live or sleep well knowing that I`ve missed an episode of my favourite tv shows such as Supernatural and Greys Anatomy. Yup, TV shows are my growing buddies. There`s where I find my imaginary friends. Which brings us to HOT FACT #4, I do have imaginary friends. Of course its not that idoitic la. I only imagined what would I do if I am in the show. Who will I date? Izzie Stevens or Lexie Grey? Hmmmm. Thats the stody for another day.

HOT FACT #5

My ambition changes from time to fime. When I was small, I wanted to become a firemen. Can you believe it? How stupid can it be. Then after watching Spy Kids, I wanted to become a spy, together with the superb gadgets. Soon, I wanted to become a crime fighter. Guns are battle, such nice combination. Then I took my first flight to Penang, AirAsia. I wanted to become a pilot after that. But, some "people" told me that if I become a pilot, my wife will cheat on me and have sex with some other guy. Then I found what I really wanted to become. A doctor, or at least something to do with the medical industry. Thanks to Greys Anatomy. Seriously, I have fun watching surgery. I even youtube some medical surgery videos and wikipedia some medical stuffs.

HOT FACT #6

I love to do stupid things. I have crazy mind-blowing-inapropriate ideas in my mind. I am very very inovative and indeed alot of things to be expressed out. Do you know that I imagined a elite bar with actual snows inside. I shall call it "The Igloo" Alcoholic drinks are served on glasses made up of ice. Yes, I know I can become some Creative Director or anything to do with creating an awesome idea. But too bad, I do not have interest in that field. If not, I know I will be quite a hit in that field.

HOT FACT #7

I love secrets. I hear everything. Nothing passes around without me knowing it. I might be a crier. Perhaps, thats a fact for another day. Back to the present, I hears everything, well most of everything. I know who hates who. I know who bitches about who. I also know who hates their "best friend". Scares you to know that right? Anyway, I have my own sources to find out "stuffs". So if you hate someone or you want to stab he/she in their face, tell me okay. NO, dont tell me. I find out myself. ;)

HOT FACT #8

I eat everything, like MinChun. Even bittergourd and brinjals. Mr Choong who ordered brinjals during dim sum made me wanted to try it. I even tempted to try fried insects during my visit to China. My only food allergic is "duck" and "snow jelly". Yup, those food made me scratch myself till I bleed and I was hospitalised thrice for food allegic.

HOT FACT #9

Never been kissed before. Ohhh, shame. BTW, still a virgin. =)

HOT FACT #10

I have a weird taste of girls. Love bitches like Pink and Lady Gaga. Who doesn`t love bitches? They are awesome female. A few of my friends are bitches as well. You know who you are bitches. Also loves catfight. Girl on girl wrestling, pulling each other hair, slapping each other = best entertainment on earth. Also thinks lesbians are hot. Girl on girl kiss are the best romance on earth. I would totally date a bisexual girl.

7 Down, 3 More To Go

I dont understand girls nowdays. They`re like a bunch of "weird" people in the world who are obsessed with The Twilight Saga : New Moon. Seriously, my sister, my friends, my schoolmates and even the girls at the pasar malam. OMG, They were talking non-stop while waiting for their packet of raddish noodle. My God.

Ohh Ya, I went to Pasar Malam to get my Original Bubble Tea on tuesday. I need my bubble tea to keep me sharp and fresh during my add maths. Met JingYi and SiewMei there. Still dare to tell me "Dont need to study ahhh?"

Anyway, I went to my auntie shop after Add Maths 1 to eat then go back home to sleep. I know, what a lazy bastard right. What can you do? What you gonna do when you are tired of add maths.

Wow, almost missed my add maths paper because I forgot to bring my IC back to school for paper 2. Realised that when I am about to reach school. So fast fast go back home. On my way home, I remembered Miss Vimaly said "If you forgot your IC, dont go back home, go to office to take the slip kebenaran". But when I recalled that, I was already halfway back to my house already. What to do?

By the time I reached school, everyone was already in the exam hall and sat down, staring at the paper. Thank god I still have a couple of minute to breath before the pengawas say "Kamu boleh buka soalan itu sekarang". Phewww.

Selamat Berjaya People

Good luck to those who are taking SPM. Go get them tiger. Rawr. Good luck to you too ZY. Year end exam worhh. Haha


Guys, I lazy to send you all the tips. You know how many of you asked. Just go to www.andrewchoo.com and find the tips yourself. The tips from that site is accurate EVERY year. Of course, it wouldn`t help much but still half is better than none

Not My Fault

Its so not my fault that I go watch 2012 with Rueann Catherine Dass, Chong Min Chun, Choong Siew Choon and Tee Xue Gie yesterday when we still have like.. 4 days before the grand exam. So not my fault that we craves to watch the ass-kicking awesome movie. Its totally worth it =)


It is so so so so not my fault that I lost two games of pool to Min Chun. He "chicken" his victory one. You also Rueann. *Chicken king and quenn*


Here I would like to warn you lelaki who are going to SMK Seri Saujana PROM 09'. Do not ever ever buy Topmen's brownish grey (I dont know if i got that colour described well) long sleeve shirt for PROM. It is never my fault if a knife ter-stab your face during PROM. Who knows, accidents happen all the time.

A Clean Slate?

Hello peeps. Apparently I had been neglecting my blog for quite a time. Well, what can you expect from a 17 year old guy who is about to take one of his biggest examination in his entire life in 12 days. The guy who falls asleep after reading 10 pages of Sejarah. Seriously, my face fall to the book after 10 pages of Nasionalisme Di Asia Tenggara. All I need right now is a miracle or a wishing star fall out of nowhere or I`m toast.

On the flipside, I feel so weird without my weekly episode of the all new season of Supernatural. Yup, I`ve stopped downloading it. Come on, 12 days more. I`m so feeling the withdrawal sign now. Supernatural is like my bible. Now, without Supernatural I feel so lost when I am reading Sejarah. Need me to repeat the fall asleep on my sejarah book after 10 pages story?

Seriously, after the second day of SPM which is the final Sejarah paper, I would never never ever want anything to do with Sejarah in my entire life. No nasionalisme for me, no ISLAM for me. No Pilihan Raya for me. Seriously, I dont want anything to do with pilihan raya and Bani Umaiyah present in my life. Thats it. The clean slate without sejarah. I will try my best to forget every single thing in Sejarah after that.

Toilet Tales

Kasturi today was all about toilet during Mathematics. All of us already dulan when the teacher fucked the class.

An hour past his class, Kenneth Tan stood up to go to toilet. The whole class staring at him. He proceed to the door and asked the feirce teacher

Kenneth Tan : Can I go to the toilet.
Teacher : Go go.
Kenneth Tan : Thank you

*Kenneth walks out from the class

Teacher : There are so many things we can tahan but one thing we cannot tahan is peeing.

*Entire class laughs.

*Kenneth comes back after 2 minutes

Teacher : So fast.

*The class burst with laughter.

Past 5 minutes, MinChun stood up

Teacher : Another one

*Class laughs

Douglas stood up as well

*Class laughs somemore.

Teacher : Ohh, go together somemore. Normally when girls go to the toilet together it is for protection. One will stay outside the door while the other one answer nature call. But when boys go together it is for competition. See who longer.

*Class went crazy.

Minutes later, both Douglas and MinChun came back together.

Teacher : So, who won the competition?

MinChun : Me.

*Class laughs.

Then I stood up to go to the toilet. I really cannot hold on any longer.

*As usual, the class laughs. The teacher stopped his teaching and stare me all my way out the door while the class laughs like hell.

I came back and another boy went out.

Teacher : You all from the same school ahh?

*LAUGHS

Boy : No.

Boy came back and a few minutes later Benny goes.

Teacher shaking his head.

Teacher : Who wants to go somemore, go now I give you 1 minute.

Me : Vicky.

*Everyone laughs while teacher looking at all of us.